British view #2

Today marks the close victory of the British! I don't know why the colonist who dared to turn their backs on Britain even try to put up a fight against the red coats. They are going to be sent back in utter shame. FOOLS! They have no power! I don't know why on Earth they would keep trying! They shall not prevail! They should just give up now and whimper while they observe us, the red coats, paint the town red!

-British rep.